BRINE THE CHICKEN
In a bowl, mix buttermilk, pickle juice, and hot sauce.
Add chicken thighs, ensuring they’re submerged. Cover, refrigerate 2-24 hrs.
PREP THE DREDGE
Bowl 1: Flour + 1 tsp salt + ½ tsp black pepper.
Bowl 2: Whisked eggs + water.
Bowl 3: Panko + parmesan + smoked paprika + garlic powder + cayenne.
FRY LIKE A PRO
Heat ¼ inch oil in cast iron skillet to 350°F (test with a panko crumb—it should sizzle).
Dredge chicken: Flour → egg → panko mix. Press crumbs like you’re mad at them.
Fry 4-5 mins per side until golden. Don’t crowd the pan—fry in batches.
Drain on wire rack (never paper towels).
QUICK-PICKLED ONIONS
Toss sliced onions with sugar + vinegar. Let sit 10+ mins.
CHIPOTLE MAYO
Mix mayo, minced chipotle, adobo sauce, lime zest + juice.
ASSEMBLE
Toast buns in skillet with butter until golden.
Slather mayo on both bun halves.
Layer: Lettuce → tomato → chicken → pickled onions.
Press gently. Serve with napkins and pride.