✅ Avocado Too Hard? Microwave for 10 seconds wrapped in foil.
✅ Bread Too Stale? Spritz with water and toast—it’ll revive like a carb phoenix.
✅ Yolk Breaks? Call it "deconstructed" and pretend it was on purpose.
✅ Kid-Friendly? Cut into “toast soldiers” and call the egg a “sunny hat.”