Hey there, fellow human! 👋 Let’s talk about that one dish that’s saved my sanity on more weeknights than I can count: Chickpea and Spinach Curry. You know, that magical combo of creamy coconut milk, earthy spices, and hearty chickpeas that makes you feel like you’ve mastered adulthood—even if you’re eating it in pajama pants. This recipe is so easy, even your cat could make it (if they had opposable thumbs and a mild interest in cumin). Let’s turn that “I can’t cook” panic into “I’m basically a curry wizard” confidence.
Why This Curry Will Make You Forget Takeout Exists
Confession: I used to think “curry” meant “order from the place with the sticky menu.” Then I discovered this Chickpea and Spinach Curry. Here’s why it’s my forever crush:
- 30-minute miracle: Faster than your Uber Eats driver’s 7th “I’m 2 mins away” text.
- Pantry raid-friendly: Uses stuff you already have (or can swap with zero guilt).
- Healthy-ish: Packed with protein, fiber, and ~vitamins~ (but tastes like comfort food).
- Customizable AF: Too spicy? Add yogurt. Too bland? Add chaos (aka chili flakes).
That Time I Burned Rice But Nailed This Curry Anyway
True story: I once tried to impress a date with a “homemade Indian feast.” The basmati rice turned into charcoal briquettes, the naan was doughy disaster, and the smoke alarm sang backup. But this Chickpea and Spinach Curry? Perfection. My date said, “Is this…from a restaurant?” I said, “Maybe,” while shoving the charred rice under the couch. We’re married now. Moral of the story? Curry saves relationships.

Ingredients (Or: Raid Your Pantry Like a Hungry Raccoon)
No fancy grocery runs. No obscure spices. Just real-people food:
- 2 cans chickpeas 🥫 (Drained, rinsed, and ready to rock. Or use dried—soak ’em first, you overachiever.)
- 1 onion 🧅 (Diced. Tears optional but likely.)
- 3 garlic cloves (Minced. Or use 1 tsp garlic powder if you’re ~lazy~ efficient.)
- 1 tbsp ginger (Freshly grated, or that sad tube in your fridge. No judgment.)
- 1 can coconut milk 🥥 (Full-fat for creaminess, light if you’re pretending to be healthy.)
- 1 can diced tomatoes 🍅 (Or fresh. Or salsa. We’re rebels here.)
- 2 cups spinach 🌿 (Fresh, frozen, or that bag you forgot about for 3 weeks.)
- 1 tbsp curry powder (The MVP. Garam masala works too. Chaos spices welcome.)
- 1 tsp turmeric (For color and pretending we’re wellness influencers.)
- 1 tsp cumin (Smells like “I know what I’m doing.”)
- Salt + pepper (To taste, which means “until your inner critic shuts up.”)
- Optional upgrades:
- Chili flakes 🌶️ (For people who like to sweat while they eat.)
- Lemon juice 🍋 (A squeeze = instant ~zesty vibes~.)
- Cilantro (For garnish, or to annoy the cilantro-haters.)
Step-by-Step Guide (For People Who’ve Burned Water)
No chef skills needed. If I can do this while explaining TikTok to my grandma, so can you.
1. Sauté the onion like you mean it:
- Heat oil in a pan. Add diced onion. Cook until golden (or until you lose patience and call it “caramelized”).
2. Spice it up (literally):
- Add garlic, ginger, curry powder, turmeric, and cumin. Stir for 30 seconds. Your kitchen now smells like a Michelin-starred restaurant.
3. Tomato tango:
- Toss in diced tomatoes. Let simmer for 2 mins. If it splatters, pretend it’s modern art.
4. Coconut milk magic:
- Pour in coconut milk. Stir. Admire the creamy swirls. You’re basically a curry Picasso.
5. Chickpea party:
- Add chickpeas. Let simmer 10 mins. Taste. Add salt, pepper, chili flakes. Adjust until your soul sings.
6. Spinach sneak attack:
- Stir in spinach. Cook until wilted. If using frozen, pretend it’s “added ice crystals for texture.”
7. Finish with flair:
- Squeeze lemon juice. Garnish with cilantro. Instantly look like you’ve got your life together.
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Pro Tips (From Someone Who’s Used Ketchup as Tomato Paste)
- Creamier curry? Add a spoon of peanut butter or yogurt. Chaos creaminess.
- Too thick? Splash in veggie broth or water. Soup-ified curry is still curry.
- Make it vegan: It already is! High-five, planet Earth.
- Meal prep MVP: Tastes better the next day. Flavors mingle like awkward party guests.
FAQs (Because We’ve All Googled “Is Turmeric Staining Permanent?”)
Q: Can I use frozen spinach?
A: Yes! Dump it in frozen. It’ll thaw faster than your motivation on a Monday.
Q: Help! My curry’s too bland.
A: Add more salt. Or a pinch of sugar. Or both. Flavor alchemy, baby.
Q: Can I freeze this?
A: Absolutely. Freeze in portions. Reheat and pretend you’re a meal prep guru.
Q: What if I hate chickpeas?
A: Swap with lentils, tofu, or ~existential dread~ (just kidding—use potatoes).
10 Ways to Level Up Your Curry (Because Basic is Boring)
- Coconut fanatic: Toast shredded coconut on top. Crunchy meets creamy.
- Sweet potato twist: Add roasted cubes for sweetness. Autumn in a bowl.
- Peanut butter power: Stir in 2 tbsp PB. West African vibes.
- Mango madness: Add diced mango. Tropical curry? Don’t mind if I do.
- Paneer party: Toss in cubes of paneer. Cheesy protein boost.
- Lentil love: Swap half the chickpeas with red lentils. Extra hearty.
- Cauliflower craze: Roast florets and mix in. Veggie power.
- Raita rescue: Serve with cucumber raita. Cool vs. spicy drama.
- Cashew crunch: Top with toasted cashews. Rich people crunch.
- Curry leaves: Sauté fresh leaves with onions. Authentic aroma.
Serving Ideas (Beyond Eating Straight from the Pot)
- Rice ride-or-die: Serve over basmati, jasmine, or ~whatever’s in the pantry~ rice.
- Naan’s BFF: Dunk store-bought naan (or tortillas—we don’t gatekeep here).
- Quinoa queen: For the gluten-free, health-conscious crowd (aka your yoga buddy).
- Salad sidekick: Pair with a cucumber salad. Balance is a myth, but try anyway.
Why This Curry Beats Takeout (And Your Ex’s Cooking)
Let’s face it: Takeout curry often arrives lukewarm, overpriced, and sauced by someone who’s clearly never tasted joy. This Chickpea and Spinach Curry is:
- Cheaper: Costs less than your latte habit.
- Fresher: No mystery ingredients. Just real food.
- Customizable: Adjust spice, creaminess, and ~drama~ to your taste.
- Bragging rights: “I made this!” Cue standing ovation.
Final Thoughts (And a Gentle Nudge)
If you don’t make this Chickpea and Spinach Curry, your taste buds will forever wonder what they missed. But if you do? You’ll cancel your takeout apps, host impromptu dinner parties, and maybe even start a food blog (hi 👋). It’s creamy, cozy, and so simple, even your “I can’t boil water” friend could nail it.
So grab that can opener, channel your inner curry maestro, and let’s turn dinner into a standing ovation. And hey—when you make it, tag me on Instagram. I’ll cheer you on while stealing your leftovers. 🍛✨


Chickpea and Spinach Curry
Ingredients
- 1 can 15 oz chickpeas, drained and rinsed
- 3 cups fresh spinach chopped
- 1 can 14 oz diced tomatoes
- 1/2 cup coconut milk or any plant-based milk
- 1 medium onion chopped
- 3 cloves garlic minced
- 1- inch piece of fresh ginger minced
- 1 teaspoon cumin
- 1/2 teaspoon turmeric
- 1/2 teaspoon coriander
- 1/2 teaspoon paprika
- 1/4 teaspoon chili powder optional, for heat
- 2 tablespoons olive oil
- Salt and pepper to taste
- Fresh cilantro optional, for garnish
- Rice or naan for serving
Instructions
- Sauté the aromatics:
- Heat olive oil in a large pan over medium heat. Add the chopped onion and cook for 3-4 minutes, until softened. Add the minced garlic and ginger and cook for another minute, until fragrant.
- Add the spices:
- Stir in the cumin, turmeric, coriander, paprika, and chili powder. Cook for 1-2 minutes, stirring constantly, to toast the spices.
- Simmer the curry:
- Add the diced tomatoes and coconut milk to the pan. Stir everything together and bring to a simmer. Let it cook for 10 minutes, allowing the flavors to meld together.
- Add the chickpeas and spinach:
- Stir in the chickpeas and chopped spinach. Cook for another 5-7 minutes, until the spinach is wilted and the chickpeas are heated through.
- Season and serve:
- Taste and season with salt and pepper as needed. Garnish with fresh cilantro, if desired, and serve hot with rice or naan on the side!
Notes
- You can use frozen spinach if fresh isn’t available. Just make sure to thaw and drain it first.
- For added protein, you can also add tofu or your choice of beans.